They Don't Make A Font Big Enough For This....

(although actually, if you ever wanna see something really cool, go into the HTML editor on a blog post and make the font-size "500" instead of "500%"--awesome! Doesn't matter right now, though, because....)

I GOT HIRED!!!!!

I got the call this morning, from the company I interviewed with last week.

Details (as if they mattered--in the past couple of weeks I've been ready to consider "stealing cupcakes from small children" as a worthy career path, so any legitimate work that came my way, I was going to jump at): It's a small company; same money I was making at the last place; horrid commute for the first two months, but then they move downtown and I could practically walk to work; casual environment (woohoo!) It's going to involve a lot of problem-solving over the phone, after tons of training on the company's products.

I feel like I could melt into a giant puddle of soup right now. Or ricochet off the walls like a Wile E. Coyote cartoon...or cry hysterically...or possibly puke.

God. FINALLY!!!!

:::takes deep breath:::
Wow.