Thoughts on June 13th

In the interest of the universe continuing to run rightly, I would like to propose a ban on any and all legal activities related to celebrities coming to a conclusion on the 13th day of June in any year.

Look at the evidence, ma peeps.

13 June 2005: Michael Jackson acquitted in his child-sexual-abuse case (which he totally was guilty of and which, if he was Joe Blow off the street, would have been found guilty in a HEARTBEAT)

13 June 2008: R. Kelly acquitted in his child pornography case (which he totally was guilty of and which, if he was Joe Blow off the street, would have been in jail for YEARS ago)

(You might wonder how I remembered that both these things took place on the same day...both of them are/were on my birthday. So...yeah.)