Friday, August 25, 2006

I (Heart) Spammers

I love spammers because they are so innovatively repetitive. I was able to filter out a huge wad of garbage from my e-mail account every day by creating a filter for the word "oppsy", which they were using in place of "oopsy" in about every third go-to-my-porno-site mail.

Today? I got, if the subject lines are to be believed, offers for "new mi", "new du", "new la", and "new bu", along with "the nusoy" and "the gewiz". This is combined with the usual offers for "loww rates" and "penny st0cks" and "c1a11s" and the rest.

I was a little disappointed that Yahoo had decided all these things were spam; I was really hoping that "gewiz" offer was on the up-and-up. I could have used an extra gewiz.

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