Tuesday, February 1, 2005

Advice From One Who Knows

Never eat half a fresh pineapple in one sitting.



Or you'll be doing a lot more sitting than you expected.



This has been a public service announcement.

3 comments:

  1. Oh dear.

    Avoid copious amounts of cherries too, while you're at it. Also learned the hard way.

    You're probably very well Vitamin C'd, though, on the upside.

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  2. had i only visited your site sooner. you did mean a 'whole' pineapple, though, right?

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  3. The other half of the pineapple had been consumed in a more piecemeal, sensible, non-gastrointestinally-threatening fashion. So what I ate last night was only half. I blanch to think of what might have happened had I eaten the whole thing at once!

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