You People Just Crack Me Up

Recent search terms which have led folks to mine 'umble blog:



--"dog fuckers" (featured in my rant against my seller)--this one was used as a search term TWICE. Gotta wonder why, don'tcha? Hope you found what you were looking for, buddy. But I'm thinking you didn't find it here.



--"Humboldt Park" and "porn" (I know where I've used "Humboldt Park", and I'm sure "porn" has been mentioned in a couple of places)--I can't imagine there's too much porn coming out of Humboldt Park these days, at least not the one in Chicago. But maybe I'm just not paying attention.



--"horny text messages" (ah, yes, good ol' Terrence--the post referred to isn't here anymore, having been moved to Quobble)--What the searcher here might be trying to access, I'm not entirely certain. What fun would it be to read other people's horny text messages? I guess I'm just not trying hard enough.



--"Marilyn Manson Flood interview Bowling for Columbine" (I can see three of these in this post, but where "Flood" comes in I can't say.)--This one came from Japan, ostensibly, and at least makes a moderate amount of sense.



--"I TURNED MY GAS METER VALVE ON BUT IT DID NOT WORK" (yeah, I remember that feeling)



And then there's the group that must come from SOMEWHERE in my blog, but damned if I know where..



--"Appliance Delivery and Arizona"

--"Install a Washer/Dryer" --Where these two came from, I can't conjecture.



--"WHY TAKE A BATH IF OVERDOSE ON HEROIN"--Good to know I'm providing a public service, apparently. I hope it helped--I remember JP throwing me into an ice-cold shower once, under similar circumstances, but it didn't really make much difference.



Just for the added search traffic it will bring in, I will now add the following sentence to my blog:



"Avril Lavigne, Anna Kournikova, X-Box, PS2, Hoobastank, Smarty Jones, George W Bush is an idiot, baby names, Ronald Reagan, Serena Williams, Lord of the Rings, Phish, D-day commemoration, XXX adult site, Free Free Free Porn Porn Porn, Harry Potter, Usher, Justin Timberlake, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera."



This sentence will be periodically updated to rope in as many unsuspecting culture-vultures as humanly possible. Heh heh heh....