Things you will not find here:
"mom's tits my dick first time mom's bedroom" (Dude!!! To paraphrase Damian--what, can't you get off the regular way?)
"PVC coupler for masturbation" (oh, sweetie, that CAN'T be safe. And even if it is, a hint from me to you--don't use purple primer for lube, 'kay?)
"story of mother fuck's her young son" (Okay, first of all--no apostrophe in "fucks". If you're not old enough to observe basic grammar rules, you're not old enough to be reading about shit like that.)
"I fucked my daughter's friend story" (Since you have a clear grasp of the apostrophe, I'm assuming you're old enough to read these things. But in that case, you're old enough to know what happens to people who read child porn. Back to the state pen, Chester.)
And that's to say nothing of what all you Googleverts have been looking for in regard to those nice K@rshner boys. The assorted permutations of genitals and orifices that have been searched for regarding THOSE poor children would trouble the Marquis de Sade.
Why don't you guys just take up model trains, or something??? Please?
Well I never found your blog when I used those search strings: I feel cheated.
ReplyDeleteYou probably forgot the apostrophe.
ReplyDeleteGladys--I'm lost. Who are the K@rschner boys? I tried to Google your spelling and only got your site. I hate when I don't know the pop culture references.
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Ogham--they're the triplets from the Cingular Wireless commercials. I put an @ in place of the "a" so as not to encourage the scary freakboys who seem to want to molest them so thoroughly. :)
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