I got this from Pisser and while normally I'm not a big meme person, this one just made me giggle...as you shall see.
EVERYBODY NEEDS
Here's what you do: go to google.com and type "(your name) needs" Then pick the 5 funniest ones there.
Here's my outcome (as stolen back from Pisser's comment screen):
Gladys needs the Windsor Fire Department. (As long as the WFD is tall, well-endowed, and preferably has dreads, I'm all on THAT fire-engine.)
Gladys needs help to obtain and better manage her medicines so she can feel better. (HELL yeah. Truer words never spoken.)
Gladys needs the fairys she jammed under her toenails removed. (Um...Okay.)
Gladys apparently does NOT need any stern lectures from anyone on pre-marital sex. (Though I could certainly use more sex.)
Gladys needs improvement in learning to express her anger without insult. (That's just what I'd expect a stanky biatch to say. And furthermore, nanny nanny boo boo.)
Gladys needs to reserve a tiller. (Well, if the Windsor Fire Department is otherwise occupied, I guess that would be fine.)
Feel free--in fact, feel personally obligated--to put your results in a comment below!
Okey doke, Boss...
ReplyDeleteFlash needs a new name
(hmmph, I beg to differ!)
Flash needs to offer control to end users..(Which goes on to say)...The great majority of the time, anything Flash related just annoys the hell out of me!
(Well, I'm sorry (sob) I try not to annoy...(sob, sob)...(sniff)...)
Flash needs installing
(according to Beth Orton, whose life I've never poked my nose into)
Flash needs help
(Tell us something we don't know)
Flash kit is an enormously useful site covering all your Flash needs...
(No, that would be World of Flash, hey maybe that's where all my readers went! Come back, I'm here (waves frantically...))
"Hyde needs a trackbike instead of a fishin boat..." (Don't know if I agree with that one...)
ReplyDelete"Hyde needs love and plans a 'Let's Get Hyde a Woman' party" (An interesting alternative to solving my Narc-woes)
"Hyde needs to stop smoking so her voice can get a little better"
(Eerily true...)
"Hyde needs to get laid at the fest this year..."
(Don't know what 'the fest' is, but I'm game...)
"Hyde needs a shooting range and space for obstacle courses"
(Anger management, anyone?)
Hi. I am jumping in. I got tired of lurking.
ReplyDeleteAlecya needs Public Access and Wildlife Habitat (I swear, I haven't been that wild in ages...)
Alecya needs October Conference News (because 10 Comicon conferences a year aren't enough)
Alecya needs a Groundwater Protection Strategy (because I live n the midwest and drink directly from a self dug well)
An Invocation given by pastor William Jenkins (It burns, it burns)
Alecya needs several naval ships (Are you pondering what I'm pondering?)
Alecya should come to SF...it's Fleet Week and there are many, many naval, ah, ships.
ReplyDeleteI loved this one! Here are mine...
ReplyDeleteWIPrincess needs a Carriage! (with white horses to pull it of course!)
WIPrincess needs your prayers...(Hmm well I guess maybe I do)
WIPrincess needs the perfect crown! (No argument there!)
WIPrincess needs A New Home (One that doesn't cost as much as the one on the Lake please!)
WIPrincess needs to look glamorous wherever she goes! (Wow, does Google have someone spying on me?)
spinster-
ReplyDeleteAre there any ships painted pink? Or in flannel? I love flannel. Haha.
Is SF nice?
Sadly, I don't think that the Navy allows for pink or flannel on their ships, although that might make them more interesting...however the sailors on those ships are prone to all sorts of colors when they jump off at San Francisco, I believe, including a few in flannel and maybe even some leather (are we speaking the same code here...?).
ReplyDeleteAs for SF? It's a nice place to visit, although I like living in Oakland, myself...I do have many friends who like SF.
Haha! I just did this the other day but haven't posted it yet. Since I forgot who's blog I saw it on (someone on BE), I'll credit you! :) Here are some choice ones:
ReplyDeleteBarb needs to replenish the money she spent on her campaign for court reform.
Barb needs to write comic books....Barb needs plenty of publicity, too.
Barb needs to be kept in groups of five or more.
Barb needs a family that appreciates her endearing and happy personality.
Barb needs to evolve.
Barb needs a tutor to help her understand the difference between china, porcelain tableware, and China.
Kinda funny...
ReplyDeleteAlana needs your kokua. (I don't know what kokua is...)
Alana needs to remain in foster care at this time.
Alana needs your help!
Alana needs structure and lots of TLC (this is about a dog...)
Alana needs to hit the gym. (Preach it sister.)
Alana needs a miracle NOW!
Alana needs to bring it.
What a fun game.
Rica Needs Your Help!
ReplyDeleteRica needs donations
Rica needs to survive
Rica needs at least a tie
Rica needs to be actively explored
Rica needs visitors
Rica needs volunteers
Rica needs a nurse
Rica needs strengthening
Rica needs an English-language daily newspaper
Rica needs a victory