This article makes me physically ill. (And physically ill, just at the moment, would be a VERY bad thing, since I just ate a metric ton of Uncle Remus wings with mild sauce. Don't let that "mild" thing fool you--this is "mild sauce" only to people who are accustomed to chugging the juice out of the habanero-pepper can.)
But--as usual!--I digress.
Spurred by this article and the utter and thorough dumbass-ness of the people about whom it is written, I will be publishing my iTunes list within the week, for all to judge. The entire fucking pack of elitist, music-snob idiots must be drowned like unwanted kittens in the hands of an inbred squirrel-eating Strom Thurmond devotee.
UPDATE: 7/21/04 As promised: my iTunes playlist. If you have criticisms of my taste in music, you are cordially invited to cram them sideways. Praise and buttkissing will be accepted happily.
Name Artist
Moses-----Coldplay
Volcano-----Damien Rice
Fell in Love with a Girl-----The White Stripes
Mrs. Potter's Lullaby-----Counting Crows
Rosa Parks-----OutKast
Cochise-----Audioslave
Settled Down Like Rain-----The Jayhawks
My My-----Seven Mary Three
16 Days-----Whiskeytown
Trip Like I Do-----The Crystal Method
Negasonic Teenage Warhead-----Monster Magnet
Poem-----Taproot
Bright As Yellow-----The Innocence Mission
Space Lord-----Monster Magnet
Are You Gonna Be My Girl-----Jet
Anything but Down-----Sheryl Crow
I Love You Goodbye-----Thomas Dolby
Mono (Explicit)-----Courtney Love
Molly's Chambers-----Kings of Leon
Snakedriver-----The Jesus & Mary Chain
Go with the Flow-----Queens of the Stone Age
The Way You Move-----OutKast & Sleepy Brown
Sister Surround-----Soundtrack of Our Lives
My Umbrella-----Tripping Daisy
Tones of Home-----Blind Melon
Sodajerk-----Buffalo Tom
Mockingbirds-----Grant Lee Buffalo
Milquetoast-----Helmet
Coming Down (Drug Tongue)-----The Cult
Here Comes Your Man-----Pixies
Big Sky Country-----Chris Whitley
Born Too Slow-----The Crystal Method
B.O.B.-----OutKast
Still Remains-----Stone Temple Pilots
Quiet Storm (Remix)-----Mobb Deep & Lil' Kim
Down with the Sickness------Disturbed
Prophecy-----Remy Zero
Show Me Mary-----Catherine Wheel
Crank-----Catherine Wheel
Chrome-----Catherine Wheel
Rock Anthem… -----SMILE
Staring At The Sun...SMILE
Dickeye-----Jerry Cantrell
Cut You In-----Jerry Cantrell
Uptown Again-----The Afghan Whigs
John The Baptist-----The Afghan Whigs
Galaxie-----Blind Melon
StratfordOnGuy-----Liz Phair
The Outsider-----A Perfect Circle
Never Said-----Liz Phair
Clint -----Gorillaz
Heroes-----David Bowie
The Globe-----Big Audio Dynamite II
If I Can't-----50 Cent
Barrel of a Gun-----Guster
Cities in Dust (Single)-----Siouxsie and The Banshees
Safe Home-----Anthrax
The Choice Is Yours -----Black Sheep
Gimme Some More-----Busta Rhymes
Put Your Hands… -----Busta Rhymes
Summertime in the LBC-----Dove Shack
Still D.R.E.-----Dr. Dre
The Revolution Will Not Be Televised-----Gil ScottHeron
Gossip Folks-----Missy Elliott
Pass That Dutch-----Missy Elliott
Country Grammar (Hot...)-----Nelly
Regulate-----Warren G
The Gas Face-----3rd Bass
Slam-----Onyx
I'm a Thug-----Trick Daddy
Gone Till November -----Wyclef Jean & Canibus
Bonny-----PreFab Sprout
Appetite-----PreFab Sprout
It's Only Natural-----Crowded House
Physical (You're So)-----Nine Inch Nails
Faded Love-----Pre)Thing
All My Life-----Foo Fighters
No One Knows-----Queens of the Stone Age
Straight Out of Line-----Godsmack
ReAlign-----Godsmack
ChCheck It Out-----Beastie Boys
California Songs-----Local H
Careful-----Guster
The Middle-----Jimmy Eat World
Clocks-----Coldplay
Iron Clad Lou-----Hum
24's-----T.I.
I'll Do 4 U-----Father MC
What Happened To That Boy-----Baby & Clipse
Fine Again-----Seether
Stupify-----Disturbed
Idiot-----Catherine
Sullivan Street-----Counting Crows
Grind-----Alice In Chains
Again-----Alice In Chains
Glynis-----Smashing Pumpkins
Hold On-----Sarah McLachlan
Stupid Car (Tinnitus Mix)-----Radiohead
Elevate My Mind (Live)-----Stereo MC's
Frail and Bedazzled-----Smashing Pumpkins
Starla-----Smashing Pumpkins
Hello Kitty Kat-----Smashing Pumpkins
Bluster-----Salt
Saint Joe On The School Bus-----Marcy Playground
Stamp -----Hagfish
Soul City-----Southern Culture On the Skids
Girl U Want-----Soundgarden
High-----Jimmie's Chicken Shack
Supernaut-----Ministry
Name of the Game-----The Crystal Method
Setting Sun-----The Chemical Brothers
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