Sunday, August 29, 2004

Newsflash, People....

Open reminder to the American media, since you desperately seem to need it:



(Read carefully, please. I'll use small words.)



THE...MTV....VIDEO....MUSIC....AWARDS....





ARE...NOT....NEWS!!!



News is when something IMPORTANT happens. If you can drag an iota of real importance out of Outkast, Beyonce, Usher, D12, or Britney Spears, I will personally eat an unwashed article of my own underclothing.



JEEZ, people!!!

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