1. Turn on the closed-captioning function.
2. Turn the channel to some extremely fast-paced, live sporting event. (My favorite for this exercise: bull riding.)
2. Watch the poor guy on the closed-captioning input keyboard try to keep up with the jabbering announcers while also attempting to craft coherent, meaningful translations.
I'm gonna go eat ice cream and watch PBR.
Watch Pabst Blue Ribbon? Oh - pro bull riding. Sorry. But honestly, they do go hand in hand.
ReplyDeleteActually, I would imagine watching bull riding would be even more fun while under the influence of a PBR--or several!
ReplyDeleteReally, though: those cowboys are sexy as hell, but I bet they all need three-hour baths before they can get the bull-funk out of their hair and skin. And I would NOT allow their nasty boots in my house, either.
Actually, I would imagine watching bull riding would be even more fun while under the influence of a PBR--or several!
ReplyDeleteReally, though: those cowboys are sexy as hell, but I bet they all need three-hour baths before they can get the bull-funk out of their hair and skin. And I would NOT allow their nasty boots in my house, either.
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