First of all: all props where they're due: almost everything on the sidebar of this blog, Barb did first. The talking kitty, Bumpus in his basket, and now this lovely little soTHAT'swhata"meme"is! So the moral of this story: Barb's blog has cool stuff. You should go there.
1. What household appliance are you most like and why?
Blender. I'm noisy, fragile, hard to clean, and I have a button marked "frappe". Also, I make very good milkshakes, and I'm generally stored in the darkest, spidery-est cabinet.
2. What are the pros and cons of having a white tiger as a pet?
Pro: That yappy little Peke-a-poo next door will no longer think he's the shit.
Con: Being eaten.
3. Why do you torment me so?
It's either that, or actually do the work I'm paid to do. Which would YOU pick?
4. Whatcha gonna do when your little bird flies away?
Put a philodendron in its empty cage and name it "Tweety". Insist on pouring in a fresh bowl of seed and changing its newspaper daily. Attempt to teach it to talk and/or sing "Isn't It Romantic". Refer to the dead leaves as "moulting".
5. What are the functions of hair? How would it affect one to be without it?
Hair is mainly a scam propagated by the vast shampoo cartels of Canada. They would like us to believe that if we all did away with our hair, we'd be chilly, bald, and undesired by the opposite sex--but in reality, the amount of money consumed by shampoo, conditioner, styling gel, and mousses, to say nothing of the barber-and-beauty appointments for cutting, curling, and coloring, could all be used to purchase a very satisfactory vibrator. Oh, and a hat. Because your ears would get REALLY freakin' cold.
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