Saturday, May 28, 2005

Thanks, Ka!

Here are the lyrics to the godawfullest American Idol coronation song EVER.

Tell me if that's not like the worst thing ever written (non-ironically, that is).

Or, as "chaka" over at TWOP phrased it:

Speaking of "Inside your Orifice," I have to say I had a bad feeling about the syntactic trainwreck that song would be when I saw the title alone. The lyrics, of course, left me smacking my forehead at my own failure of imagination. Because the singer wants to be inside my vagina, where I cry until the storm passes. My crying Scandinavian stormy vagina. Seriously, people. Bring back Ace of Base.

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