Last night, the new season of _America's Next Top Model_ started. I love that show--but that's not what I'm all worked up about.
Dear, dear UPN.
Let me explain something to you--and I believe I will be speaking for many, many impressionable females.
This new show, _Kevin Hill_, which you are so-relentlessly promoting?
It's a bad thing, guys.
The one thing that will be more irresistible than Taye Diggs--and let me tell you, as far as I'm concerned, that's PRET-ty GOD-damn irresistible--will be Taye Diggs with a cute little baby.
Christ, people. Why don't you write a basket of kittens into the story line, so he can be cute with THOSE?? Or make them live on a farm with cuddly baby ducklings??? Maybe he could be a flowers-and-candy salesman, while we're at it. Or a masseuse.
:::making the Homer-Simpson gargle-of-ecstasy noise::::
Mmmmm.....masseuse....
:::shakes it off:::
Have you no SHAME, UPN? Have you no MERCY???????
If anyone needs me, I'll have my face pressed against the TV screen--drooling.
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