To my many, many searchers:
The K@rshner triplets, to the best of my or anyone else's knowledge...
...ARE...
...NOT...
...GAY.
So--when you click on this website, you will NOT be fulfilling any of your fantasies for "K@rshner triplets gay sex", or "K@rshner triplets nude" or any of the other things that so many of you seem to want to do with these little cuties.
Think about it, people. Cingular Wireless is a hyuuuuuuuge corporation. Do you think they'd involve themselves with _any_ spokesperson, if there was even the SLIGHTEST chance that the person's private conduct would make 99% of Middle America crap themselves with dismay? (I'm not defending Middle America, mind you--but seriously--you're just not taking the realities of the situation into account, none of you.)
But I'll promise this much, to my poor disillusioned searchers:
If there ever turns up any K@rshner kink, I'll link to it here. Promise.
Now--go play outside in the sun for a while, willya? Jeez.
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