Monday, September 27, 2004

Why I Don't Drink Wine, Either

Wine Person Taking Things Too Seriously By Half



Crikey, people. It's a bunch of fermented crushed grape juice. It's not "the bad girl" and it doesn't "wear high heels"; it's not "savage" or "animalistic" or "gunmetal" or "monolithic"...



It's GRAPE JUICE. With bacteria and mold and such.



Let's keep some perspective, shall we?



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