After a few "Next"s, I landed here.
We pause for a moment to take in the near-vowel-lessness of this individual's "writing".
The crowning glory, though: at the bottom of this bowl of alphabet soup, we find a link to this interesting site.
WTF, WTF, WTF????? (This site ALSO yields Gladys's Quote Of The Week, which I only WISH could be incorporated into the Space Ghost Quote Generator:
"If the rapture should take place, resulting in my absence, it will become necessary for tribulation saints to mirror or financially support this site. "
How's THAT for a disclaimer?)
Fortunately, though, in case you're trying to plan a vacation or a wedding, but you're wondering whether the rapture's gonna come and kick your ass on the big day, we have The Rapture Index--which will helpfully explain how every single thing in the whole world of human interactions, governments, and habits are conspiring to make sure that everyone but SUPER-Christians go directly to a screaming, fire-and-brimstone Hell. And dammit, that's useful stuff.
These fundies make me giggle--like, to the point that Pepsi shoots out my nose.
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